Cyclops

When you are about to cum, pull out and jizz in the girl's left eye, shouting “Optic Blast” as you blind her with your powerful white laser.

"Ow! What the fuck! My eye!" she screamed.
I merely replied "Cyclops, bitch!".

by sexinahat April 11, 2009

Cyclops

The hard-hat diver that turns sea creatures into souvenirs at his gift shop.

PATRICK: Yay!
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK (BOTH AT THE SAME TIME): Thank you, stranger!
(CAMERA ZOOMS OUT; MOVES UP TO LOOK AT THE SKY; EERIE MUSIC IS PLAYING; OXYGEN IS HEARD HISSING)
SPONGEBOB: Uh... stranger?...
(A HARD HAT DIVER LOOKS DOWN AND SEES THE TWO; DANGER MUSIC PLAYS)
SPONGEBOB: It's the Cyclops!!!

by CoolDude500 December 3, 2019

Cyclops

When you jizz on both eyes and mushroom stamp on the center of the forehead

I was trying to make sure she wouldn’t catch feelings so I hit her with the cyclops !!

by Staksz April 29, 2019

cyclops

an emo kid with a strand of hair covering half of his/her face so it looks as if he or she only has one eye

The beauty and the cyclops ran away into the forest.

by selftaughtgenius November 14, 2005

cyclops

the main general of the X-Men...he is Scott Summers. His special power is an optic blast. His girlfriend is Jean Grey. His mentor is Professor Xavier. In addition, he has starred in video games and has made appearances twice in the big screen.

Cyclops, why did you use your powers on that bus. We must remain private.

by World Domination February 16, 2005

cyclops

a penis or any other one-eyed creature. "Playing tug-o-war with cyclops" is a term for male masturbation.

I had to wipe the floor after playing tug-o-war with cyclops

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

cyclops

A short, anorexic, one-eyed creature often seen in black. This creature is extremely anti-social and easily confused. It has adapted over time, due to the fact that it happens to be missing an eye, and has now grown a thick lock of hair over its empty eye socket. Another defining characteristic of this creature is the extremely, unnaturally, large amounts of estrogen that it secretes.

that emo kid over there is a total cyclops o_O...lets cut his hair!!!

by JAKEisthenewBOB* April 3, 2010