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a word originating in seychelles under a small organisation that couldnt take the strain of life n e more. meaning fuck them... but with more oomph
everyones being such bastards... fukem
fukem by fukem twins October 26, 2005
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Fukkem is what you say when you have decided that you don't care what anyone else thinks.
S: Have you bought Christmas presents for your colleagues yet?
R: Ah no, fukkem!
Fukkem by Fishyrich September 14, 2012
Background-F.U.E.M.S. stands for Fordham University EMS.

Fuemed- (verb)- (pronounced fumed)- the act of getting belligerently wasted on campus at fordham university, to the point where volunteer student ambulance services need to take you to a local hospital. This results in a free ambulance ride.
ryan- "Yo you hear what happened to Mike?"
Tom- "Yeah i heard that he got FUEMED and then tried escaping the hospital by jumping the 15 foot fence."
ryan- "yesssir that's why he is on crutches"
Tom- "why didn't he walk out the front gate?"
FUEMED by PartyNdBullshiit25 November 22, 2011

Fukerton 

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat the booty out, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradly Fukerton III (A celebrity) of "The Big O and Dukes Show" fame.
Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.
Fukerton by Helldnkey666 December 15, 2008

funemployed 

People who are unemployed and using the free time to have fun and explore new areas in their lives while they wait for their next job opportunity.
"Hey, man, I just love being funemployed now. I can have all day and night to enjoy my life and have fun, instead of working for The Man, you know."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a public library in Longmeadow, Massachusetts, June 29, 2009
funemployed by PRwiz101 July 3, 2009

funemployment 

a happy time in one's life when one is not employed and is not wanting to be employed
people wonder how I pay my bills when I'm on funemployment
funemployment by JBMason March 17, 2004