FUEMED

Background-F.U.E.M.S. stands for Fordham University EMS.

Fuemed- (verb)- (pronounced fumed)- the act of getting belligerently wasted on campus at fordham university, to the point where volunteer student ambulance services need to take you to a local hospital. This results in a free ambulance ride.

ryan- "Yo you hear what happened to Mike?"
Tom- "Yeah i heard that he got FUEMED and then tried escaping the hospital by jumping the 15 foot fence."
ryan- "yesssir that's why he is on crutches"
Tom- "why didn't he walk out the front gate?"

by PartyNdBullshiit25 November 22, 2011

fueled by the grape

Activities that depart from a person's normal (sober) behavior that take place after consuming an overabundance of wine.

Party Goer: "Wow, what's Marshall doing over there by the DJ? Is he disco dancing....poorly like he's in some weird time warp from the 70's?"
Designated Driver: "Looks like he's been Fueled by the Grape again"
Party Goer: "Cool."

by Steve from the coast November 15, 2013

model fueled party

A gathering of wealthy people, often from the entertainment or fashion industries, which is highly populated by beautiful models. Always makes for a very memorable affair.

The awards show after-party went on into the wee hours of the morning. It was a glitzy and fantastic model fueled party. Plenty of models and bottles there.

by yes juanito yes November 27, 2014

Booze fueled party

A gathering of people that goes on-and-on for no reason except for an abundance of alcohol.

Most everyone at the party was fighting or half-naked. It was a booze fueled party.

by yes juanito yes November 25, 2014

masturbation-fueled car

A car whose owner can only afford to run it by making regular donations to the sperm bank

Damn I just got caught by a speed camera and my fuel tank is empty and my insurance needs renewing. I calculate that to cover this cost I need to make 72 donations to the sperm bank. Or ask my boss for a payrise but that would involve less orgasms for me.

by Jigs got a passport February 19, 2004

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

Booze fueled fuck fest.

Tuned bagin'. Throttled fuckin'. Boozy beaver damage, with no end in sight.

I don't think Sarah ever thought her subtle advances would dissolve into a booze fueled fuck fest.

by Deezy Frost June 6, 2011