The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.
"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"
"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"
"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"
by thats for you gallo - nsimz March 25, 2004
Get the Futoning mug.A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.
Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."
Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."
Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"
by Saturday's Issue November 28, 2011
Get the Futonic mug.Futoni: a word you say instead of Fuck. It takes after the furniture piece, the futon and she only be used in the rarest of circumstances, or when something is really messed up.
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