fuhoni 

Fuhoni, another word for emo.

She’s such a fuhoni.

fuhoni by m0onf4iRy May 29, 2022

Futoning 

The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.

"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"

"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"

Futoning by thats for you gallo - nsimz March 25, 2004

Futonic 

A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.

Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."

Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"

Futonic by Saturday's Issue November 28, 2011

futoni 

Futoni: a word you say instead of Fuck. It takes after the furniture piece, the futon and she only be used in the rarest of circumstances, or when something is really messed up.

"Shut the futoni up about it"
"Futoni, I stubbed my toe"
"Gosh futoni darnittttttt"

futoni by bigeats100 June 10, 2020

fuhnir 

a black male

wow that guy looks a fuhnir

fuhnir by Cfazzy31 December 7, 2022

Fuhnigga shit

Fuhnigga shit be something no Hot adores, no Hot likes, Fuhnigga shit; truly for a Fuhnigga.

1. Bitch, a_stop playin around on some Fuhnigga shit.

Fuhnigga shit by AṚealºne April 11, 2026