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futoni

Futoni: a word you say instead of Fuck. It takes after the furniture piece, the futon and she only be used in the rarest of circumstances, or when something is really messed up.
"Shut the futoni up about it"
"Futoni, I stubbed my toe"
"Gosh futoni darnittttttt"
by bigeats100 June 10, 2020
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