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A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.
Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."

Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"
Futonic by Saturday's Issue November 28, 2011
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Futronic 

Futureisitc Technology. The technology of the future.
Futronic Ninjas are taking over
Lets blast to the past in our futronic time machine.
Im studying Futronics
Futronic by ShannonCannon January 18, 2008
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Futoning 

The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.
"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"

"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"
Futoni: a word you say instead of Fuck. It takes after the furniture piece, the futon and she only be used in the rarest of circumstances, or when something is really messed up.
"Shut the futoni up about it"
"Futoni, I stubbed my toe"
"Gosh futoni darnittttttt"
futoni by bigeats100 June 10, 2020

Fultonic 

When you binge drink for months straight on end then drunk dial your ex bf asking for your pegs back
"That bitty was retarded, she got all fultonic on me and asked for her reflectors back too"
Fultonic by Blumpkin Face February 27, 2007

Flutonica  

The flute/harmonica thing that those goat guys play.
That goat bastard played the shit out of that Flutonica .
Flutonica by Lance Stongo February 5, 2008
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