fuhcum

When you can’t produce semen (testosterone problems) and when you masturbate or have sex nothing comes out of your penis.

I fuhcumed today after watching porn.

fuhcum by MRYRALJE April 2, 2021

Fuhlumptuous

Slang. Used in reference to a woman. Meaning large bodied as in voluptuous, with there being a distinction in beauty and larger body types. Normally of the worse kind. Brings to mind the words Elephant, Lumpy, and Voluptuous.

Damn! That girl is Fuhlumptuous!

She is very Fuhlumptuous.

Sarah is Fuhlumptuous.

Fuhlumptuous by MattKV June 30, 2008

fuhcami 

Another way of saying fuck me.

“Hey do you wanna fuhcami in the ass tonight”?

fuhcami by Mcelent29 July 25, 2018

fucumming 

fucumming when you're having sex and feel like you've came but really your body is just releasing the pressure it build up.

This is most common with virgin females who feels overwhelmed in sex and believed she came.

Don't worry it's just your body feeling so good it gushes out more wetness.

"I thought I came but turns out I was just fucumming"

This can delay orgasms, weird right

fucumming by Kaylene doggy December 11, 2018

fucumber 

a cucumber used for fucking

go get your fucumber...it makes it more exciting

fucumber by shallinnie wrijonkiss February 15, 2008

furcumcision 

Trimming the hair off the end your dogs ding dong, to limit urine retention at the the tip. (Fur is absorbent)

When I took my dog to the groomer, I reminded them to give him a furcumcision

furcumcision by Captain Harlock April 24, 2021

Fucumentry 

A future documentary

Black mirror is just a fucumentry

Fucumentry by Cruxxx December 13, 2021