fucumming 

fucumming when you're having sex and feel like you've came but really your body is just releasing the pressure it build up.

This is most common with virgin females who feels overwhelmed in sex and believed she came.

Don't worry it's just your body feeling so good it gushes out more wetness.

"I thought I came but turns out I was just fucumming"

This can delay orgasms, weird right

fucumming by Kaylene doggy December 11, 2018

Fumming 

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

Fumming by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020

Fumming 

The act of farting and having semen come out because the person had just had anal sex.

After the anal sex scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her asshole.

Fumming by Luke the Snook June 12, 2011

forumming 

The act of browsing and/or posting on an online forum or bulletin board.

sapiano: watcha doing?
sveiki: forumming, and waiting for Jen to create a "random" board

forumming by Jeremy Cutler May 7, 2005

Fumming 

An amalgamation of fingering and bums, fumming is the act of inserting one's finger into the anus for pleasure

Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still

I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car

Fumming by Fish chow mein February 26, 2019

fumming 

The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.

Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.

The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?"
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."

fumming by The Letter M July 28, 2008

Fumming 

Jerking your flaccid cock so quickly that you blow your load before you even get hard.

Guy 1- Dude I need to release some tension
Guy 2- But we need to be out the door in 2 minutes, we don’t have time?!
Guy 1- Hold my drink and watch this
(40 seconds later)
Guy 1- IM FUMMING!!!!
Guy 2- DUDE!!!!! 🤜 🤛

Fumming by Sheldonia March 17, 2021