fuckwood

a person who fucks trees with expedient force and doesn't care if they get splinter dick usually a ginger who fucks trees or a fucked up lesbian.

that man is a fuckwood.

by yoloforevs91 October 2, 2017

Fucknoodle

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.

Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.

by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009

fuckdoodle

A person who is extremly idiotic and immature, a childish retard

Jeremy is a complete fuckdoodle, he got a zero on the test and tells nonstop sex jokes.

by YahboiHennessy November 20, 2014

fuckwod

someone who is basically a total, pure, piece of shit

Toms proved by simply living his life that he was a total fuckwod.

by shit0306 September 9, 2006

fuckwod

an incompetent male with an increasingly large inability to sustain any sort of female relationship. He constantly finds himself in situations where his options are to be a skankhoe or grow up and act like an adult human being. There is no evidence that he has ever chosen the latter. He often claims that he just doesn't have time or that he just can't handle a relationship. (of course, this realization comes about after macking with the girl). You'd think at least have a little room, considering the size of that jock strap.

"So after he watched me watch him suck her face, he had the nerve to text me."
"what the fucking fuck? what a fuckwod."

i.e; Hayden Harrington.

by yahhbitchyahhh. January 6, 2009

Fuckfood

The simple definition is that you are saying "that is really fucking dumb" or something along that line. You cannot use it for obvious stupid things like you can't go to the park because your mom said so, more like your friend is being a bitch and won't let you in their house.

"Jimbo won't let us swim at his house because he's watching his niece again."

"That's fuckfood"

"That really is"

by K9 Klub July 12, 2017

fuckword

1) A severe swear or oath.

2) A word which has an extremely negative connotation.

E1)You fucking CUNT!!!!!

E2) Because George found Gillie to be very, very annoying, and a general waste of oxygen, he would forever consider "Gillie" to be a fuckword.

by Garion October 12, 2006