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fuckwood 

a person who fucks trees with expedient force and doesn't care if they get splinter dick usually a ginger who fucks trees or a fucked up lesbian.
that man is a fuckwood.
fuckwood by yoloforevs91 October 2, 2017
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Fucknoodle 

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.
Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.
Fucknoodle by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009

fuckdoodle

A person who is extremly idiotic and immature, a childish retard
Jeremy is a complete fuckdoodle, he got a zero on the test and tells nonstop sex jokes.
fuckdoodle by YahboiHennessy November 20, 2014
someone who is basically a total, pure, piece of shit
Toms proved by simply living his life that he was a total fuckwod.
fuckwod by shit0306 September 9, 2006
an incompetent male with an increasingly large inability to sustain any sort of female relationship. He constantly finds himself in situations where his options are to be a skankhoe or grow up and act like an adult human being. There is no evidence that he has ever chosen the latter. He often claims that he just doesn't have time or that he just can't handle a relationship. (of course, this realization comes about after macking with the girl). You'd think at least have a little room, considering the size of that jock strap.
"So after he watched me watch him suck her face, he had the nerve to text me."
"what the fucking fuck? what a fuckwod."

i.e; Hayden Harrington.
fuckwod by yahhbitchyahhh. January 6, 2009

Fuckfood 

The simple definition is that you are saying "that is really fucking dumb" or something along that line. You cannot use it for obvious stupid things like you can't go to the park because your mom said so, more like your friend is being a bitch and won't let you in their house.
"Jimbo won't let us swim at his house because he's watching his niece again."

"That's fuckfood"

"That really is"
Fuckfood by K9 Klub July 12, 2017

fuckword 

1) A severe swear or oath.

2) A word which has an extremely negative connotation.
E1)You fucking CUNT!!!!!

E2) Because George found Gillie to be very, very annoying, and a general waste of oxygen, he would forever consider "Gillie" to be a fuckword.
fuckword by Garion October 12, 2006
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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