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fucknoodle 

nickname for a mans cock...
jenkins stuck his fucknoodle in the hookers snatch
fucknoodle by gumbi mcfadden October 10, 2010

fuckdoodle

A person who is extremly idiotic and immature, a childish retard
Jeremy is a complete fuckdoodle, he got a zero on the test and tells nonstop sex jokes.
fuckdoodle by YahboiHennessy November 20, 2014

fuckadoodledoo 

FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO.

Only the best exclamation ever!
Bill The Barber: My house got burned down today. Ted The Towel: Well fuckadoodledoo my house has burned down 12 times!
fuckadoodledoo by Benard Bernouli November 6, 2004

fuckadoodle-doo

A blow-off term that is used when one does not care at all.
I just won tickets to the Star Trek convention!
Oh, fuckadoodle-doo! Who cares, dweeb?
fuckadoodle-doo by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

fracknoodle 

Used to replace curse words such as shit or dammit when making an exclamation.
Fracknoodles! I locked my keys in my car!
fracknoodle by Almalphia September 25, 2010

fucknozzle 

A person or entity who is a complete waste of time if they weren't so unintentionally funny, delusional or lying.
Richard Nixon says he isn't a crook? What a fucknozzle!
fucknozzle by Cujo November 17, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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