fuckwits

British slang for a dumbass jackoff.

Blimey, you've cracked the windscreen on me lorry, fuckwits!

by Sprocket the Dog October 26, 2003

Fuckwits

People who think they're smart, when in reality they have very little knowledge of broad subjects and the way the world actually operates.

Stop being fuckwits and pull your head out of you arses.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit)

People who use apostrophes to make words plural.

Yes, you are a fuckwit.

by Andy80586 December 21, 2003

fuckwiththis

User of internet forum KanyeToThe. Infamous for slinging shit from the shower and stanning Xxxtentacion before his death.

Theres Fuckwiththis lets try to get him banned

by kttges November 12, 2018

FUCKWITTERY

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.

Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!

by 00486770 April 1, 2021

Fuckwise

1.) Used to denote a direction that is highly unfortunate for the the traveler.

2.) The direction of downtown Detroit from wherever you are.

3.) Adverb: Just generally bad.

1.) Guy: "He just stole your car!", Fucked person: "Which way did he go?", "Fuckwise!"

2.) Guy in Ann Arbor: "Dude, which way's Detroit?", Other guy: *points east* "Fuckwise"

3.) After a hard exam: "That exam fucked me fuckwise!"

by jlarg October 22, 2009