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Used as an exclaimation when something bad happens. Used in the same context as crap.
Arses, mysterious chicken stole all of our pie!
arses by SkuM001 November 27, 2003
Words you can keep
his name is arses and he sucks ding dong
arses by anonymous December 13, 2021

arses wearing glasses 

Alvaro fucks arses wearing glasses.

Smokin' Arses 

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape
Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"
Smokin' Arses by Misty Anus May 10, 2017

guys with no arses 

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.

(noun) Coming Out Of Our Arses

Scouse slang to describe when you have a lot/too much of something
Lad, we don’t need bread; we’ve got bread coming out of our arses!”

The noun in this sentence is bread, so (Noun) Coming Out Of Our Arses

ariseson 

Arise’Son (A-Rise-Sun) to self-illuminate the heavenly body; to move upward, ascend, elevate, to awaken the star within the central body of your solar system.
Kari: Hey Sis, wanna enjoy some quality time together while playing our favorite mobile games.

Ricki: Not now Sis, I’m studying for my SAT.
Kari: Say no more, AriseSon.
ariseson by Ricky Fort October 29, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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