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his name is arses and he sucks ding dong
arses by anonymous December 13, 2021

arses wearing glasses 

Alvaro fucks arses wearing glasses.

Smokin' Arses 

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape
Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"
Smokin' Arses by Misty Anus May 10, 2017

guys with no arses 

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.

(noun) Coming Out Of Our Arses

Scouse slang to describe when you have a lot/too much of something
“Lad, we don’t need bread; we’ve got bread coming out of our arses!”

The noun in this sentence is bread, so (Noun) Coming Out Of Our Arses

ariseson 

Arise’Son (A-Rise-Sun) to self-illuminate the heavenly body; to move upward, ascend, elevate, to awaken the star within the central body of your solar system.
Kari: Hey Sis, wanna enjoy some quality time together while playing our favorite mobile games.

Ricki: Not now Sis, I’m studying for my SAT.
Kari: Say no more, AriseSon.
ariseson by Ricky Fort October 29, 2021
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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