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one who has sexual intercourse at an extremely slow pace
dude this chick i picked up at the bar was a total fuckturtle...
it lasted 6 hours
by Leaorem March 05, 2012
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.
the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.
by rocconator with chesse June 09, 2020
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