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one who has sexual intercourse at an extremely slow pace
dude this chick i picked up at the bar was a total fuckturtle...
it lasted 6 hours
by Leaorem March 05, 2012
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.
the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.
by rocconator with chesse June 09, 2020
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