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Fucktuplets 

A human mother expecting a number of children at the same time that is so high (anything above quadruplets) it qualifies as a litter.
Didn’t Dave tell you? It isn’t just twins this time, we’re having fucktuplets!
Fucktuplets by Nonsensicalme July 5, 2021

Fucktupled 

Multipled by a fucken shitload
"I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even finished the sentence it would have already like fucktupled in size" (Bill Nye via twitter)

When she got pregnant, that bitch like fucktupled in size
Fucktupled by circus_midget October 7, 2012

fucktuple 

when you have to do something a multitude of times
like tying your shoes
you can double knot them, triple knot them, quadrouple knot them, fucktuple knot them. whatever
fucktuple by debit.servus April 20, 2008

fuctuplets 

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die.
Also known as "freaklitters"
"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"
fuctuplets by ratscabies February 2, 2009

fucktuple 

I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time I even finished the sentence it would already have like fucktupled in size
fucktuple by FL4ym3Burn September 12, 2018

fuckeduplets 

The resulting horde of maladjusted fuckwits that will probably result when a woman goes through all manner of infertility treatments to have unnatural numbers of children she has no reason to believe she can care for.
Nadya Suleman just had another eight fuckeduplets.
fuckeduplets by Mister. February 26, 2009