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fucktuple 

I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time I even finished the sentence it would already have like fucktupled in size
fucktuple by FL4ym3Burn September 12, 2018

Fuckupery  

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.
The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.
Fuckupery by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007

Fucktupled 

Multipled by a fucken shitload
"I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even finished the sentence it would have already like fucktupled in size" (Bill Nye via twitter)

When she got pregnant, that bitch like fucktupled in size
Fucktupled by circus_midget October 7, 2012

fuckmuppet 

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.
What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!
fuckmuppet by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

fucktoplasm

Fluid that squirts around and generally gets everywhere during sexual intercourse. Cum and vaginal juices.
It was a big mistake screwing on her parents sofa. There was fucktoplasm everywhere.
fucktoplasm by TP&DC January 13, 2010

Fuckulent 

"That creme brulee was fuckulent!"
Fuckulent by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017