Definitions by Yossarian420

Shilluminati 

Anyone using reason, logic, facts, peer reviewed papers etc. to refute a point made by any of the many pseudosciences or conspiracy theories which results in said person being accused of being a paid shill.

The Food Babe banned you from her page? Welcome to the Shilluminati

Shilluminati by Yossarian420 June 24, 2015

pyrokleptosis 

a psychosis defined by the uncontrollable urge to steal other people's lighters or matches.

You forgot it was my lighter? Bull. You've got pyrokleptosis and we all know it.

pyrokleptosis by Yossarian420 January 29, 2010

cigarettache 

the feeling one gets when they have smoked too many cigarettes in quick succession

A:"Whats wrong?"
B:"That last smoke gave me a killer cigarettache. I need some air."

cigarettache by Yossarian420 August 19, 2008

fucktuate

to fluctuate between sexual partners

She tends to fucktuate between 4 or 5 people a month.

fucktuate by Yossarian420 August 19, 2008

howucalls

an object or objects that one either does not wish to call by name, or forgets the proper word to describe.

"The guy kicked him right in the howucalls"

howucalls by Yossarian420 August 18, 2008