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FuckTurtle 

Cranky, your being a real fuckturtle today
FuckTurtle by LanceIsLit March 12, 2023
Words you can keep

fuckturtle 

one who has sexual intercourse at an extremely slow pace
dude this chick i picked up at the bar was a total fuckturtle...
it lasted 6 hours
fuckturtle by Leaorem June 13, 2012

Fucktupled 

Multipled by a fucken shitload
"I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even finished the sentence it would have already like fucktupled in size" (Bill Nye via twitter)

When she got pregnant, that bitch like fucktupled in size
Fucktupled by circus_midget October 7, 2012

fucktuple 

when you have to do something a multitude of times
like tying your shoes
you can double knot them, triple knot them, quadrouple knot them, fucktuple knot them. whatever
fucktuple by debit.servus April 20, 2008

fucktuple 

I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time I even finished the sentence it would already have like fucktupled in size
fucktuple by FL4ym3Burn September 12, 2018
when you fluctuate sexual positions, from ok, to great, then back to ok again, usually within the span of about 5 minutes.
Man, i'm getting tired of the old positions, you wanna fucktuate tonight?
Fucktuate by Drim498 July 17, 2010
to fluctuate between sexual partners
She tends to fucktuate between 4 or 5 people a month.
fucktuate by Yossarian420 August 19, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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