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when you fluctuate sexual positions, from ok, to great, then back to ok again, usually within the span of about 5 minutes.
Man, i'm getting tired of the old positions, you wanna fucktuate tonight?
Fucktuate by Drim498 July 17, 2010
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to fluctuate between sexual partners
She tends to fucktuate between 4 or 5 people a month.
fucktuate by Yossarian420 August 19, 2008
Similar to the word fluctuate, except in a sexual matter. Meaning when your performance in the bed is not as good one night as the last. When your performance fluctuates.
Girl: You were terrible last night!
Guy: I know, I fucktuated from the night before.
Girl 2: I can account for that!
fucktuate by drfghj April 27, 2009
(fuck-shoo-ate) v. to have multiple sexual repeat partners; to fluctuate between fuck buddies; a conjunction of "fuck" and "fluctuate."
A: Have you met, Erin, the new girl?
B: Yeah... She likes to fucktuate between the football and lacrosse team.
A: Seriously?! What a slut!
fucktuate by CWU_gal October 21, 2013

fucktahedron 

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.
This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.
fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

fuckgutter 

The V shaped line of a very muscular man's body that is just above a males sex organ.
Person1: Man I've been working out really hard lately, my fuckgutter is like a perfect V.

Person2: Why in the hell did you call it that?

Person1: Because thats what they called it on that new episode of Rick and Morty

Person2: That is the gayest shit i've ever heard in my motherfucking life
fuckgutter by Sovietpizza May 3, 2020

fuckilated 

to be screwed up very badly; usually beyond repair.
Why is my laptop so fuckilated?
fuckilated by realitywinsall November 25, 2009
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B)
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A)
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