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fucktorte 

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1) A stupid or contemptible person. Usage originated on #geekpunks on irc.freenode.net.

2)A rich cake, made from many eggs, a little four, and spunk.
1) Don't pin your labels on me, fucktorte!

2)I wouldn't eat that cake, it's a fucktorte.
fucktorte by deus-ex-maria July 16, 2008
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Fucktarded 

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There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

fuckdore 

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Fuckdore is a word used to describe someone that you adore, but also want to fuck. It implies magnificent fucking ability, combined with being nice and fun.
Sam: So I take it you have no problem meeting men and getting dates?
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!
fuckdore by Funny Moms November 16, 2016

Fucktardette 

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Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette
Fucktardette by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022

Fucktober 

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Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.
Fucktober by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Fucktober 

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The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!
Fucktober by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

fucklore 

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When somebody embellishes their sexual encounters, until it sounds like something that is definitely made up.
Dick #1: Hey dude, did you hear that Tim did 8 chicks at the same time.

Dick #2: Yeah, man. But I don't think it's true. It's definitely fucklore.
fucklore by M. A. Peabody. February 10, 2009
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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