fucktundle 

A Fucktundle is someone who is purely incompetent, fucked up, and can’t do anything correctly.

Guy 1: Tom is such a fucktundle
Guy 2: so is Josh he can’t even hold a spoon correctly

fucktundle by grassmanofthewest September 7, 2019

fuckuddle 

Word meant to encompass the cycle of sexual activity and post-coital snuggling.

I spent the night and we fuckuddled; could this be love?

fuckuddle by jacandy December 5, 2010

Fucktupled 

Multipled by a fucken shitload

"I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even finished the sentence it would have already like fucktupled in size" (Bill Nye via twitter)

When she got pregnant, that bitch like fucktupled in size

Fucktupled by circus_midget October 7, 2012

fucktuple 

when you have to do something a multitude of times
like tying your shoes

you can double knot them, triple knot them, quadrouple knot them, fucktuple knot them. whatever

fucktuple by debit.servus April 20, 2008

Fucktangle 

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

Fucktangle by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fuckhandles

Alternative name for pigtails

Ooh, I'd grab those fuckhandles and ride her all night.

fuckhandles by alexxander September 5, 2008

fuckpuddle 

Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.

Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.

We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)

fuckpuddle by Siodhachan July 26, 2011