fucktolos

Expression used when you are too excited for words. Usually at the beginning of a sentence where you are preparing your audience for a wild story.

Brad: Fucktolos! I remember I was swallowed by a snake so I tickled it from the inside and it exploded then a hunter dude came out of nowhere and cried because I "killed his son".

Kyle: Brad, stop fucking doing drugs.

by TooStupidToTalk January 12, 2018

fucktoplasm

Fluid that squirts around and generally gets everywhere during sexual intercourse. Cum and vaginal juices.

It was a big mistake screwing on her parents sofa. There was fucktoplasm everywhere.

by TP&DC January 13, 2010

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

What-the-Fucksplosion

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.

What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.

by ThePigThatArfs August 29, 2009

fucktool

1. Contraction of "fucking tool."

2. Someone utterly lacking social skills; a complete asshole; dickhead; douchebag.

Your snotty cousin is a total fucktool.

by LoudMatt July 28, 2006

Fucktrosity

a fuck up of montrous proportion. In fact, it's a monstrosity of a fuck up ...a clusterfuck with force........

The project I am working on is a complete fucktrosity......i'm going to get fired!

by Ceedree June 13, 2010

fucktooth

Can be related to a sweet tooth with sweets, just with sex. A compulsive wanting to fuck when you see a hot girl.

I've got a fucktooth.

by Sandy Cline January 15, 2005