When your watching porn, usually at like 3 am; and you see the weirdest shit but your curiosity gets the better of you.
You click and are never the same.
-Luca June 9th 2021
“Man, I saw the weirdest fucktrosity last night you wouldn’t even believe!”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.