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fucktional
having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013
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fucktits • fucktitious • fucktitude • fucktittery • fuck-titty • fuckity • fuckitis • fuckityfuckfuck • Fuckita • [fuckitude]
fuckity shit
a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.
**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”
fuckity shit by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020
Fuckitism
A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018
fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit)
fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) by Andy80586 December 21, 2003
fuckwiththis
User of internet forum KanyeToThe. Infamous for slinging shit from the shower and stanning Xxxtentacion before his death.
fuckwiththis by kttges November 12, 2018
fucktitious
An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.
Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.
fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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