fuckswear

To fucking swear to something. You can never break this promise! If you do, you have betrayed the universe and you'll die. No take backs.

A fuckswear is like a pinky promise, but with your middle finger. Both people must kiss the enclinged hands before the hands part. The kiss represents your respect and trust for the other person.

"Please tell me!"
"Fuckswear it stays between us? Remember, you're swearing on your life?"
"I fucking fuckswear."
"Okay, i'll spill..."

fuckswear by brogotsomecheese April 11, 2020

Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"

"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"

Fuckster's Law by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

Fuckward 

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.

The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.

Fuckward by AdilShah July 12, 2022

fuckweasel 

a person who behaves in a sneaky manner to try and create favourable circumstances for themselves, or to cover their tracks, quite often at the expense of others. They use weasel-words to try and make a story sound in their favour whilst never directly lying, usually by leaving out key details such as who actually did a piece of work.

A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as;

Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done"
Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed."

The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.

A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.

My manager asked me to stay back last night and finish some content. When I came in this morning I found out that he had sent an email out early to the department saying it was finished and I spotted someone in the coffee point thanking him. I wasn't even mentioned. What a fuckweasel!

fuckweasel by the_manager August 19, 2013

hillbilly fucksweat 

When a man of poor breeding, nonexistent hygiene, and inadequate social skills sweats through his 2nd hand clothes or NASCAR related garments then rings it out in public for all to witness in horror.

Location Brickyard 500: Dear god man do you see that Mongoloid ring out his hillbilly fucksweat in the grandstand!!

hillbilly fucksweat by Muffy Strong July 27, 2012

Fuckser 

Doing the opposite of fixing issues for the good of the public.

You are a fuckser mr pyne

Fuckser by Rockinabox July 19, 2015

Fuckster 

1. A word developed to describe a person who has done something shady or is shady.
2. Someone who likes to hit it and quit it all day.
3. Someone who does something or says something that pisses everyone off.
4. A synonym to the slang version of "gay", not literally homosexual.

"Damn do you see that fuckster over there?" - Tim
"Oh you mean that shady guy named Eugene Kim
that looks like Tae Yang?" - Victor

" Stop being such a fuckster Eugene! >:O"

"I'm sorry, but seriously the first time i met that guy Eugene,
I knew he was a fuckster"

Fuckster by KPXentertainment September 27, 2010