fucksweat 

The sweat that results from having a good fuck. Sweat can be particularly prevalent from the head, thus soaking your hair. When said fucksweat dries, particularly in long hair, it can result in a tousled look, but in a crazy way. Like you were just fucked.

I am debating whether or not I want to wash my hair after getting fucked, so I'll be able to smell the essence of the dried fucksweat in my hair at work tomorrow.

fucksweat by vampysleuth November 12, 2010

hillbilly fucksweat 

When a man of poor breeding, nonexistent hygiene, and inadequate social skills sweats through his 2nd hand clothes or NASCAR related garments then rings it out in public for all to witness in horror.

Location Brickyard 500: Dear god man do you see that Mongoloid ring out his hillbilly fucksweat in the grandstand!!

hillbilly fucksweat by Muffy Strong July 27, 2012

fuckweasel 

a person who behaves in a sneaky manner to try and create favourable circumstances for themselves, or to cover their tracks, quite often at the expense of others. They use weasel-words to try and make a story sound in their favour whilst never directly lying, usually by leaving out key details such as who actually did a piece of work.

A fuckweasel will always avoid telling a direct lie in case they are exposed, giving them plausible deniability or letting them fall back onto "a misunderstanding" excuse, such as;

Boss> "I spoke to Steven and he said he'd written that report you said you'd done"
Weasel> "Ah no, sorry you must have misunderstood, I just came over earlier to tell you it was completed."

The "boss" in this case has no comeback as the fuckweasel is technically correct, although it is clear what the inference was in the original conversation.

A good fuckweasel will pick his or her stories cleverly to lower the chance that a discovery will occur.

My manager asked me to stay back last night and finish some content. When I came in this morning I found out that he had sent an email out early to the department saying it was finished and I spotted someone in the coffee point thanking him. I wasn't even mentioned. What a fuckweasel!

fuckweasel by the_manager August 19, 2013

Fuckmeat 

Doyle Von Frankenstein

Ever since he wore a Fuck Meat shirt. Misfits fans are now referring to Doyle Von Frankenstein as Fuckmeat.

Fuckmeat by Mr. Mojo Resin June 24, 2017

fuckstration 

Sexual frustration.

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."

fuckstration by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

fucktwat 

A really douchey, asswipish person who is really dumb, and really arrogant at the same time. A big, annoying twat.

Barry Bonds is a fucktwat.

fucktwat by rapsux May 6, 2005

fuckwhat 

A fuckwhat is another name for a dumbass person who is extremely annoying at the given time.

Suzie is being a fuckwhat for acting like a total attention whore while at the theater when everyone is trying to watch the movie.

Scott is being a fuckwhat because he keeps saying bow chica bow wow when its not needed.

fuckwhat by zeldafan678 July 16, 2009