Fuckstick

Fuckstick is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is interchangeable with fuck which can mean just about anything.
Awe fuckstick! Are you fucksticking me?That mother fuckstick fucksticked me in the fuckstick!
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Fuckstick

A prototypical "look at me don't you think I am cool" dipshit with a shaved head, Oakley sunglasses, backwards black baseball cap, goatee, Hurley or Fox clothes who drives an obnoxiously lifted F-150 with an oversized No Fear or Fox sticker on the back window. Typically, these losers work in construction or some sort of manual labor job because they are too stupid to attend college. These tards are attention hogs who pull out every poser stop to get it by reminding everyone all the time how great they are, and constantly out-buying friends and neighbors for the best dirt bike, quad or toy hauler. They spend countless weekends drunk at the “river” or in the “sands” but when it comes to real sports these fat bellied dolts can’t even hit a ball out of the infield. They can be seen sporting one or more tattoos written in old English script while ethnic versions of these idiots sport an iron cross logo completely clueless to the original meaning. They will generally refer to you as bro and or boss and treat everyone as if trying to sell them a used car.
There goes Mr. FOX Racing. That fuckstick is doing 60 down a residental street in his lame-ass F-150 blasting rap music.
by malarrya March 17, 2008
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1. Slang term for the male sexual organ, or penis

2. Generic insult, most commonly used as a witty retort.

Should NOT be confused with the sexual practise "fukastik"
1. Dude, stop groping my fuckstick.

2. "You seem to be emitting the distinct but not unpleasant odour of wee." "Shut it, fuckstick."
by Plant February 09, 2004
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A person that is being a tool, a dumbass, a moron, etc. A generally aggravating, not real smart person.
He was acting like a complete fuckstick.
by radarlove1968 June 12, 2018
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Fuckstick

A person acting like an idiot, asshole, jerk, etc.
"Justin, quit being a fuckstick."
"Fuckstick."
by JoeNeromon August 31, 2016
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Any long and skinny object used for anal or vaginal penetration.
Gage won't be able to leave his room anytime soon, seeing as he bought a new fuckstick! He sure loves anal penetration!
by Obama is a terrorist June 05, 2009
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A stubborn individual who excels in aggravating others with negative comments of poor quality.
My assistant manager is a FUCKSTICK because he constantly uses "Your Mother" as retort.
by Tommy December 09, 2003
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