A fucking mosquito that bite me shitloads of times, giving me itches that make me keep on scratching.
I enjoy hanging out with friends outdoors at night, but all those fucksquitos keep biting me. I should've put on fucksquito repellent.
by cosmic user August 30, 2017
Get the fucksquito mug.A zoological marvel as made famous by Patton Oswalt in his 2009 comedy album "My Weakness is Strong." Fucksquatch is known to participate in orgies advertised on Craigslist, that is until someone crashes the "party." From then, Fucksquatch will quickly throw on whatever articles of clothing are near him, regardless of ownership (or gender), and then exit the locale of the event, disregarding any thought of his surroundings and even going as far as to slip away into a heavily wooded area, never to be seen again...that is until next Saturday, which everyone knows is fuck night.
My wife and I were touring an open house when we walked in on an orgy. All of a sudden a strange, blurry creature wearing women's clothing took off out of the house into a heavily wooded area. I think it was Fucksquatch, but I can't be certain.
by J. Pink January 27, 2010
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Term is used to describe individuals with a dubiously active sex-life. Often an individual may mention their frequent hooking up with a significant variety of people, but just the wrong amount of evidence exists to the nature of said hookups (be said evidence a text or dating application conversation)
Term is used to describe individuals with a dubiously active sex-life. Often an individual may mention their frequent hooking up with a significant variety of people, but just the wrong amount of evidence exists to the nature of said hookups (be said evidence a text or dating application conversation)
by LooperPooper November 27, 2016
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They are found within the Zuckaverse, more specifically the Zuckazon. It carries the Zuckavirus that causes people within the metaverse to spontaneously combust.
Origin.
Corporations dominate a dystopian future seed.
They are found within the Zuckaverse, more specifically the Zuckazon. It carries the Zuckavirus that causes people within the metaverse to spontaneously combust.
Origin.
Corporations dominate a dystopian future seed.
by The Head Zucksquito June 23, 2022
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Get the fucksquat mug."FUCKSITOYA" a combination of "whatsitoya" and "fuck"
by VikBushMNW January 14, 2019
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