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Fuckdiculous 

(Adj.) 1) Portmanteau word formed from "fucking" & "ridiculous," describing something SO unreasonably absurd, that calling it "ridiculous" is far beyond inadequate for adjectival usage; or, 2) Through-the-looking-glass idiotic.
1) My landlord hasn't fixed the hot water for 5 days! That's just fuckdiculous!

2) That guy I REALLY hate at work used me for a reference when applying for his new job: that's fuckdiculous!
Fuckdiculous by Phuqit December 2, 2009

fucksican 

A person of Spanish decent that does not understand American ways...
Johnny is such a fucksican, he never understands anything I say.
fucksican by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

rusty fucknuckle

typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it
Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.
rusty fucknuckle by cornfritter April 14, 2011

fucklicking 

In a threesome, when a man and a woman are having sex, vaginal or anal, and the third persos, m or f, licks the cock and pussy, or cock and ass, of the first two.
That was the best sex I've ever had, getting my cock licked as it was sliding in and out of her, the fucklicking was awesome.
fucklicking by luv2lingus January 12, 2008

fucklick 

Fucklick is a verb describing the action of licking a fuck, and it also is a noun, if calling someone a fucklick or fucklicker.

It is the act of taking the tongue and sticking it out so as to lick the shaft of the penis as if fucks the vagina. The tongue may also rest upon the labia as the fucklick takes place.
Harry was drilling Abigail doggy-style, when Bernard decided to put down the video camera and give the two of them a fucklick.

James is such a fucklick!
fucklick by DeeDeeDime December 16, 2008

Fucknchuck 

Slang term for a the action of dating a girl until she puts out and then kicking her back to the kerb!
Hi Rich, I hear you and Lillian broke up...

Yeah man she was only ever gonna be a fucknchuck!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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