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Fucknormous 

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.
V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?
Fucknormous by Funny Moms August 8, 2016
Any yellowish liquid produced by an act of copulation or its aftereffects including -but not limited to- semen, smegma, puss, mucus, bile, discharge, vomit, urine, diarrhea, amniotic fluid, or any combination of the aforementioned.
She was a contortionist who felched my splooge out of her own chute, but when I donkey punched her, she harfed fucknog all over her parents' bed, so I bounced.
fucknog by Mojo Sapien March 3, 2009

Fucknoodle 

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.
Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.
Fucknoodle by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009
Also known as a sexagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.
Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.
Fuckagon by gregben May 27, 2023

fuckgoddess 

fuckgoddess

someone who fucks really hard.
She was such a fuckgoddess my dick was sore for a week afterwards!
fuckgoddess by noman12356 November 17, 2011

FuckGoof 

A very derogatory term used to put a real lame down in his place. Also used to identify someone as a sexual predator or Cho Mo.
Let's roll that fuck goof
Don't talk to him he is a fuckgoof.
Dont be a goof and a fuck at the same time or you just might be a fuckgoof.
FuckGoof by "Notorious Canadius" October 22, 2011