fucknozzle

A person or entity who is a complete waste of time if they weren't so unintentionally funny, delusional or lying.

Richard Nixon says he isn't a crook? What a fucknozzle!

by Cujo November 17, 2003

fucknozzle

A term of contempt for a person who picks pointless arguments on the Internet, usually by making up quotes.

Mad_clown is a complete fucknozzle.

by Anonymous Wiseman May 11, 2004

Fucknozzle

The correct term for people who don't believe in the International Space Station.

"It has been brought to my attention that the correct term for people who don't believe in the space station is fucknozzle - not shitwit" - Professor Brian Cox

by 093826 November 22, 2017

Fucknozzle

an overcompensated politically correct name for someone who is a dick.

If you get a few beers in him he'll become a complete fucknozzle

by elmodo April 8, 2009

Fucknozzle

Slang term used for someone who is a complete annoyance and/or socially retarded. Often associated with the term douchebag.

That dude just cut me off on the freeway just now. What a fucknozzle.

by JohnnyWadd September 23, 2010

Fucknozzle

An individual that will cut you off in traffic, or will purposely not let you merge onto the freeway in front of them. Usually seen driving a Chevy Camaro or 1985 Firebird.

"Dude...did you see that fucknozzle purposely speed up so that I couldn't merge over? What an asshole."

by India Najones March 11, 2020