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A person or entity who is a complete waste of time if they weren't so unintentionally funny, delusional or lying.
Richard Nixon says he isn't a crook? What a fucknozzle!
by Cujo November 17, 2003
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A term of contempt for a person who picks pointless arguments on the Internet, usually by making up quotes.
Mad_clown is a complete fucknozzle.
by Anonymous Wiseman May 11, 2004
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an overcompensated politically correct name for someone who is a dick.
If you get a few beers in him he'll become a complete fucknozzle
by elmodo April 07, 2009
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penis or dick. can be used in anatomy or to describe a person that's being irritating or overly sensitive.
Look dude, you don't have to be a fuck nozzle about the whole thing.
by David Castro September 11, 2004
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The correct term for people who don't believe in the International Space Station.
"It has been brought to my attention that the correct term for people who don't believe in the space station is fucknozzle - not shitwit" - Professor Brian Cox
by 093826 November 22, 2017
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Slang term used for someone who is a complete annoyance and/or socially retarded. Often associated with the term douchebag.
That dude just cut me off on the freeway just now. What a fucknozzle.
by JohnnyWadd September 21, 2010
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