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Any yellowish liquid produced by an act of copulation or its aftereffects including -but not limited to- semen, smegma, puss, mucus, bile, discharge, vomit, urine, diarrhea, amniotic fluid, or any combination of the aforementioned.

She was a contortionist who felched my splooge out of her own chute, but when I donkey punched her, she harfed fucknog all over her parents' bed, so I bounced.

fucknog by Mojo Sapien March 3, 2009

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Fucknormous

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.

V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?

Fucknormous by Funny Moms August 8, 2016

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fuckniggercunt

Fuckniggercunt is the most horrible word in the English Speaking World. F-N-C word, from Michael and Michael have issues on Comedy Central.

You're a fuckniggercunt.

fuckniggercunt by incubeous August 23, 2009

fucknugget

A general insult that can be applied to anyone you find disagreeable. Ostensibly, a nugget of fuck.

Your dad is such a fucknugget.

fucknugget by josh February 15, 2003

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fucknight

a general exclamation of surprise.

holy fucknight, the dog shit in the house again!

fucknight by ras1234 December 14, 2008

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Fucknoodle

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.

Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.

Fucknoodle by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009

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fucknigger

The absolute bottom of the hustler totem pole.The pettiest,shadiest,most scandalous and least respected motherfucker on the block who has no skills and must desperately scramble to be in the right place at the right time just to get to dig the change and lint out of a motherfuckers pockets.Usually a lush or a crackhead past his prime.Not above sucking dick for nickel hits or digging the alluminum cans outta dumpsters for recycling change.

I got these cheeseburgers!

fucknigger by the tweaker February 17, 2004

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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