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Any yellowish liquid produced by an act of copulation or its aftereffects including -but not limited to- semen, smegma, puss, mucus, bile, discharge, vomit, urine, diarrhea, amniotic fluid, or any combination of the aforementioned.
She was a contortionist who felched my splooge out of her own chute, but when I donkey punched her, she harfed fucknog all over her parents' bed, so I bounced.
fucknog by Mojo Sapien March 3, 2009
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Fucknormous 

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.
V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?
Fucknormous by Funny Moms August 8, 2016
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fuckniggercunt

Fuckniggercunt is the most horrible word in the English Speaking World. F-N-C word, from Michael and Michael have issues on Comedy Central.
You're a fuckniggercunt.
fuckniggercunt by incubeous August 23, 2009

fucknugget 

A general insult that can be applied to anyone you find disagreeable. Ostensibly, a nugget of fuck.
Your dad is such a fucknugget.
fucknugget by josh February 15, 2003

fucknight 

holy fucknight, the dog shit in the house again!
fucknight by ras1234 December 14, 2008

Fucknoodle 

An idiot, asshole, bastard, or someone you really don't like.
Look at that kid, he is such a fucknoodle.
Fucknoodle by freaky cupcake January 30, 2009

fucknigger 

The absolute bottom of the hustler totem pole.The pettiest,shadiest,most scandalous and least respected motherfucker on the block who has no skills and must desperately scramble to be in the right place at the right time just to get to dig the change and lint out of a motherfuckers pockets.Usually a lush or a crackhead past his prime.Not above sucking dick for nickel hits or digging the alluminum cans outta dumpsters for recycling change.
fucknigger by the tweaker February 17, 2004