fuckmilk

Big stinky wets following a trail beneath its rear

I’ve got copious amounts of Fuckmilk on me

by Stickersflat February 11, 2021

Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk

A girl that is so self centered that she could care less who or how she hurts her man, as long as she is getting someones jizz.

I had no idea that I had fallen in love with a Moo Cow Kitty Fuckmilk kinda girl....

by Frank (The Wiseguy) White September 10, 2021

Fuckmiliar

1. The word that describes a person you didn't realize you knew until after you've had sex with them.

1. I accidentally slept with my ex-wife's cousin; I knew that woman looked fuckmiliar!

by MagicMikeMoody August 5, 2017

moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

fuckmile

The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.

Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.

by snmit March 2, 2009

Fuckmillion

A fucking absurd amount of money.

Creator is S.H.

Guy: Threesome?
Guy: With him?
Guy: I wouldn't have a threesome with him even for a billion dollars.
Guy: Maybe a trillion, just maybe.
Girl: What about a fuckmillion?

by Spartan3500 September 25, 2006

Fuck Milk

The left over semen on your cock right after you have sex.

I hate that left over "fuck milk" when i put my pants on !!!

by Fuck Milk Creator March 20, 2010