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An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)
Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

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Simultaneous fellatio and cunnilingus - the female sucks the male's dick while he eats her pussy out. Gay and lesbian versions of 69 are also practiced.
How about some 69 with Michael Moore? Supa chow!
by GuidoPosse69 February 06, 2005

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Adjective used to describe a woman who acts like a whore.
Madonna displays slutty behavior on television.
by GuidoPosse69 March 03, 2005

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A clever name for the state or city of New York used as a dig on the Jews, due to its exceptionally large Jewish population?
I'm off on Thursday for some holiday whose name I can't pronounce. Yep, this is sumpin that only happens in Jew York.
by GuidoPosse69 February 02, 2005

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Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.
Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!
by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

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The second alter ego of the English comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Borat he is from Kazakhstan, and hates the Jews, yet tries to get acquainted with American life and culture via a series of interviews with prominent pop culture figures.
I'm Borat and I'm from Kazakhstan. Now what if the Jew come after you with his horns?
by GuidoPosse69 January 26, 2005

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The eleventh of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the water-bearer, running from January 21 to February 19.
Aquarius is an air sign.
by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

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