ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 26, 2005

kommunion

A term used to differentiate between the true Sanctissimum (real holy communion, the Roman Catholic Eucharist) and invalid matter used by Protestants.

Did you hear how John Kerry took kommunion at a Protestant church last year?

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

jevita

An urban slang term for a small, young, sexy female.

"Esta jevita tiene tremendo culo" - (Pitbull, 2004)

by GuidoPosse69 March 04, 2005

jelloize

To take on the consistency of gelatin, as Jell-O does in the refrigerator.

This milk is starting to jelloize. It's time to get rid of it.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

pisces

The twelfth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the fish, running from February 20 to March 20.

Pisces is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 26, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

Justin Timberlake's flimsy fucking excuse for exposing Janet Jackson's tit at the February 1, 2004 Super Bowl. It has now come to mean any occasion in which someone is "accidentally" indecently exposed.

I forgot to wear underwear yesterday and had a little wardrobe malfunction in the hallway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 21, 2005

supernatural cat

What a Buddhist believes is somehow wandering around his house for all eternity.

His cat has been dead for 30 years, but the Buddhist believes that it is still there in the form of some supernatural entity.

by GuidoPosse69 January 23, 2005