GuidoPosse69's definitions

Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

by GuidoPosse69 January 9, 2005

regular phone

One's home phone, as opposed to a cellular phone.

Now I'm gonna try his regular phone.

by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005

productshizzle

A negro expression for "production", product(ion) + izzle popularized in '04 by the Ciara/Missy Elliott hit "1, 2 Step"

This is a Jazze Phizzle Productshizzle.

by GuidoPosse69 January 16, 2005

suspiria

One of the greatest movies ever made - Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, about a young girl at a German dancing academy, who discovers that the faculty are witches, plotting against her life in a series of ritual voodoo killings, involving sacrifices and vestal virgins on a pagan altar.

I first saw Suspiria at the age of 10, and was terrified.

by GuidoPosse69 January 21, 2005

supernatural cat

What a Buddhist believes is somehow wandering around his house for all eternity.

His cat has been dead for 30 years, but the Buddhist believes that it is still there in the form of some supernatural entity.

by GuidoPosse69 January 23, 2005

protestantism

A bastardized form of so-called "Christianity."

Lutherans, Methodists and Baptists all practice a form of Protestantism.

by GuidoPosse69 January 26, 2005

supa

1) a bastardized version of the word or prefix "super"
2) an exclamation used to express the ultimate happy feeling, as in "supa chow"
3) a man who engages in degrading forms of erotic play, which are generally homosexual in nature. A supa may, however, practice heterosexual copulation, sodomy, fellatio, cunnilingus, bestiality, pedophilia or necrophilia.

1) This kid is supa wired tonight.
2) SUPA CHOW!!!!!!!!
3) God! What a real supa! Did you hear about how he fucked a five-year-old boy yesterday?

by GuidoPosse69 January 26, 2005