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fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017
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Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"
"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"
Fuckster's Law by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

Funkmaster General 

A gentleman who is endowed not only with the power of funk, but also dresses in a fly and thoroughly impractical way.
That Undercover Brother certainly is the Funkmaster General
Funkmaster General by Max Cummings October 31, 2003

fuckassery 

a term, much like "bitchassness," used to describe individuals or acts that are shady, back-stabbing and/or dishonest; can also be used to describe acts of questionable fidelity, such as 'creepin'' with your friend's girl
"Did you see Darius chillin' wit Chinika the other day?"
"Yeah, bruh, that's fucked up. Chinika is Darrell's girl."
"See, bruh, that's the kinda fuckassery I can't stand!"
fuckassery by illykay352 October 1, 2009

Fuckbuster 

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.

Fuckbater 

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time
Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*
Fuckbater by The egg boiler July 15, 2020

Fuckster 

1. A word developed to describe a person who has done something shady or is shady.
2. Someone who likes to hit it and quit it all day.
3. Someone who does something or says something that pisses everyone off.
4. A synonym to the slang version of "gay", not literally homosexual.
"Damn do you see that fuckster over there?" - Tim
"Oh you mean that shady guy named Eugene Kim
that looks like Tae Yang?" - Victor

" Stop being such a fuckster Eugene! >:O"

"I'm sorry, but seriously the first time i met that guy Eugene,
I knew he was a fuckster"
Fuckster by KPXentertainment September 27, 2010
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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