fucklecakes 

pastries with various amounts of semen baked right in!

Chris baked so many fucklecakes last night!

fucklecakes by chad3421 September 16, 2007

fuckcakes

A hypothetical object that would be the combination of a fuck and a cake. Generally referred to in comparison of somethings merit or as something incredibly desirable.

"The PSP just came out and it's selling like fuckcakes!"

fuckcakes by Derek April 11, 2005

fuckupcakes

Cupcakes you bake for someone when you fuck up.

I made Cathy a batch of fuckupcakes to apologize for putting it in the wrong hole last night.

fuckupcakes by sgt. ass May 24, 2016

Fuckcakes

A word used in an exclamatory way to express shock and annoyance in a light hearted way. ‘Fuckcakes’ differs from other exclamatories as it is used in a non-serious way.

‘Oh fuckcakes, I dropped my donut on the floor...’

Fuckcakes by BanterBro December 23, 2018