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I dont wanna see any fucking h&m 

A phrase used to tell someone to behave themselves, not be messy, not ruin the fun, etc.

The original phrase is from Ru Paul’s drag race UK season 2 where Joe black, in response to the judge’s critique of her outfit, jokingly says “it’s H&M” to which Ru later responds with “I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”
Girl one: “So Cassidy is already drunk crying again, she’s kinda ruining our night out

Girl two: “omfg I told her before we left that I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”

jesus fucking h christ! 

Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.
A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch 

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

Banging your fucking head against the wall 

A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.
Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.

Fucking Ham 

Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.
Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!
Fucking Ham by Joe Kickarse March 11, 2010