Julius's definitions

mullet boy

Someone with very long hair that happens to be very long in the back and top, and very short on the sides.

D.O.A and Julius (pre w2z) are mullet boys.

by Julius March 30, 2003

j.o'in

Masturbating, jerking off.

Billy was about to download some porn when he heard his buddy yell from outside, "hey would you quit j.o'in in there?"

by Julius February 8, 2005

Crazed host fanboy

A kid who saw the hosts of G4 and assumed he'd have a chance at dating one them eventually.

A crazed host fanboy thinks Laura Foy and Tina Wood are goddesses.

by Julius December 27, 2003

Walmart

A large business that keeps it's costs down and where Julius C. wants to be a greeter.

Hey Julius, where are you working? "I'm a Walmart Greeter dude"

by Julius November 11, 2004

fucking h

term to explain the english language to people who ignore letters when pronouncing them

you say "erb" i say "herb" cuz there's a fucking h in it!

by Julius December 28, 2004

warch

verb - watching a televised war.

I warched CNN but it was the same old same old

by Julius December 28, 2004

gay marriage

The ultimate expression of love between two people who love each other under a religious system.

Often thought as oximoronic under some religions, and compared to other such unworldly love (ie. bestiality). Often ignored is the fact that humans are not mere animals (at least according to the same religions).

Lucy and Victoria have followed the word of God on a daily basis. However, because they want to express their love under the very system they charish, they shall be sent to Hell.

by Julius March 3, 2004