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fuckleduster 

A sex toy of such robust form and construction that it could be used as a weapon in a fight.
On a trip to Amsterdam we wandered into a sex shop. There were all kinds of weird and wonderful toys to choose from including a complete range of fuckledusters.
fuckleduster by DocSteve January 20, 2021

Fucklets 

Bratty, illegitimate kids of a slutty woman, usually fathered by different men.
Vicki's got fucklets running all over the apartment.
Fucklets by WebeJammin August 14, 2008

fuckfetti 

similar to the phrase arm candy except you get to fuck this one. Someone who you aren't in a deep relationship with, but is ridiculously fuckable that you also fuck.
Now that is some fuckfetti, he's got there. I wouldn't mind covering my naked body with that glitter.
fuckfetti by pryne November 15, 2016

Fuck Fetus February 

Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.
Dude1: Yoooo guess what time it is! Fuck Fetus February!

Dude2: Just, shut the fuck up.
Fuck Fetus February by Shxdowsk8r January 11, 2023

Fuckletude

When you are a Christian and have a baby due at Christmas..
Friend just got pregnant is due at Christmas and so it's going to be a family fuckletude. *Wouldn't matter if you were Muslim*
Fuckletude by Diedam May 14, 2011
Getting or having the 'Fucketts' is to lazy, not wanting and cant be bothered to do fucking anything at all!
E.g Mary Are you coming out with us tonight?

A: nope ive a serious case of the "Fucketts"
fucketts by Devine Kismet August 31, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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