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fuckfetti

similar to the phrase arm candy except you get to fuck this one. Someone who you aren't in a deep relationship with, but is ridiculously fuckable that you also fuck.
Now that is some fuckfetti, he's got there. I wouldn't mind covering my naked body with that glitter.
by pryne November 15, 2016
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fuckette

the female version of the word "fucker", sometimes known as the "fuckee"
Jill is a fuckette; she is a very promiscuous girl.
by jimbobjoe March 30, 2004
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Fucknetic Alphabet

Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;

e.g.

A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.

Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?

Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.

Interflora: Got it.

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by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011
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FuckFestP

FuckFestP Aka Dodge Peck aka LTNAP aka Balenciaga P is referred to as FuckFeckP when in a text thread by his lack of conversational participation in a contributional manner. He usually chimes in on a conversation with a quick and sometimes out of context "Lol". He also has a reputation for asking about sports betting action for none other than trolling purposes.

He is referred to as FuckFestP because of his sex and action addiction. When acting his part under one of his other nicknames, he's a great guy but FuckFestP is just a classic douchebag that you should stay away from.
Oh no! Here comes FuckFeckP

That FuckFestP is a real asshole!
by Jake Pounder February 8, 2019
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fuckfest

When two or more people get together and experience every sexual position known in a single night
Craig : So how did it go last night did you get laid?
Chad : You bet I went to Kiersten's apartment and we had a regular fuckfest I doubt if she can even walk straight today!
Craig : Damn dude how are you so lucky!
Chad : Well It's not really luck it's just my 14 inch cock that drives the girls wild!
Kelli : Hey Chad wanna stop by my place tonight and have a fuckfest?
Chad : Sure babe but I have to take care of business at Sara's first!
Kelli: Oh boy can't wait see ya later big boy!
Chad : Ya see Craig girls just love a big cock!
Craig : Wow wish I had A 14 inch cock!
by SlopNChop February 9, 2017
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vehicular fuckfest

An extreme traffic jam where every car is so jammed together that you almost feel violated because everyone is practically in each other's ass.
Shit, it's almost five o'clock, hurry up and get somewhere before this turns into a vehicular fuckfest!

I feel like a fucking sardine in this vehicular fuckfest!
by megadookie May 13, 2010
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fuckfest

can be an orgy or just a shitload of sex between two people
My neighbors had a fuckfest last night, they went for over 6 hours
by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006
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