Fuckception

The art of having sexual intercourse, while simultaneously watching porn, and copying their actions.

"That was such a fuckception last night."

Fuckception by JSa001 November 27, 2018

fuckception

1 a series of incompetence ,

2 worse than a " fuck up " as there is usually more than one

3 a fuck up inside a fuck up inside a fuck up

4 the Australian Labour Party

5 some times incorrectly known as a cluster fuck as a fuckception is more severe than a simple cluster fuck

6 the instance where someone comes to you to solve a seemingly simple problem made ridiculously difficult because the person waited till the last moment to act on the problem and has resulted in multiple problems associated to the original ie lack of time or money or resources or all being an issue

7 usually created by people who think they know what they are doing even though previous instances have shown they dont have a clue

p1 : i have a problem
P2: ok simple do this

p1: ok but to do that i need this

p2: ok well go get one

p1: but the place that has them is shut till monday

p2: then go get it on monday

p1: but i have ----- on monday and i need it before then or for then

p2: when did you first know about this ?
p1: a few weeks

p2: mmmmfffffffff!
and that is one example of a fuckception !

fuckception by bvvvvt January 1, 2012

Fuckception

When you mess with someones mind over a topic that isn’t really accurate in a bid to make it reality

Mate I bumped into your ex last night and it was nice to see her. She never mentioned you though which was weird. #fuckception

Fuckception by snosrap1 July 13, 2019

Fucktention 

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.

Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!

Fucktention by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011

Fuckenception 

For when your day is going well somehow you don't believe it and suddenly some shit goes down and you don’t think things could possibly get worse but they do and it’s even shittier

Previous that day: Ah, there it is, the fuckening
Later: fuck, it’s fuckenception

Fuckenception by justhim March 2, 2021

Fuckcation 

noun

A planned vacation made ahead of time to meet a girl for the purposes of having a week-long marathon of sex. Usually a common practice with long-distance relationships.

Arnaldo: I am so stressed from work and I haven't had sex in weeks.
Peter: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Arnaldo: Yeah but she lives in New York.
Peter: You should plan a fuckcation.

Fuckcation by Figa Hunter October 15, 2013

Fuckceptance 

An almost zen-like feeling of frustration that arises from being fucked in a million little ways that are beyond your control.

I don't even need condoms at this point. I'm just that deep into fuckceptance.

Fuckceptance by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder February 19, 2017