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fuckcetious 

when a person claims s/he would fuck another person but in fact would not.
1.
Bro 1: Yeah, I would tap that.
Bro 2: Man, stop being fuckcetious.
2.
Bro 1: You said you would sleep with her the other night!
Bro 2: Dude, it was fuckcetious!
fuckcetious by athenagirl1000 August 20, 2012
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fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.
Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.
fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007
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fuckcesious 

(fuckseeshus) having a conversation with someone that drops the f-bomb without caring. Because everything is fucked at the time anyway.
James and I were talking about work and every other word had the f-bomb in it.(Dood he was just being fuckcesious)
fuckcesious by jspaces February 19, 2011

fucktatious 

A word sounding good but extreamly bad.
(after seeing a crap movie.) That film was fucktatious.

Wow your really fucktatious at that!
fucktatious by Jon G January 3, 2005

fucktitious 

absolutely wrong or fictitious, defining the person as a fucking idiot.
Did you hear what John said earlier?

John is a fucktitious asshole, he's always full of shit.
fucktitious by mike231 July 27, 2009

fucktatious 

Awesome, Really Good, So much cooler then any other thing you could do.
That was fucktatious. You are so fucktatious at that. Thare magically fucktatious. Im fucktatiously loving it. There fucktatiously delicous.
And for the record David Made this word (With this meaning)
fucktatious by Squarebbs April 19, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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