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Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! 

The mating call of the rare fuckus bird.

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! 

The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:

1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration
CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! 

A truly inspired name for a pub quiz team, as previously used in The Castle pub in Aberystwyth.
"And in first place, the Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers, with 128 points!"

fuck-fucketty-fuck-fucking-fuckery 

An angrier way of saying "fuck"

Usually used in a sentence with more cuss words 🙂
What the fuck-fucketty-fuck-fucking-fuckery in hell is this shit??

fuckety fuck face fucker 

A term that conveys severe distress or anger. Usually spoken in a low tone since the number of f-bombs dropped alone releases enough anger so that you don't need to yell. Also, it is usually directed toward an individual that is the cause of distress or anger. It is also a creative form of alliteration.
person 1: Your mom is a skank fuckin hoe
person 2: Fuck you fuckety fuck face fucker!

Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck 

1. To have sexual intercourse.

2. An exclamation made when stuffed something up.

3. What Bushy and her Schmootzy Poo do.
Girl 1: Guess what I did in the public toilets! :D
Girl 2: *oh god..* What!
Girl 1: I had a Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck .. WITH MY SCHMOOTZY POO!
Girl 2: *WHAT DA FAAAAAAAAAAARK* cool.