A disease mostly found in kids or teenagers (typically around 10-16 years) that is obsessed with either of the following: Fortnite, modern rappers, gold chains, or any type of expensive shoes. Most of the time they're an asshat and talk too much. They like to boast or talk alot about what they're obsessed with. Basically modern douchebaggery on another level.
Hey, remember that one guy we were talking to? He seemed like he had fuckboyism since he was talking about how much wins and v-bucks he has in Fortnite, not only that but he just seemed annoying, showing off his expensive Jordans.
1. (noun)
The official language of fuckbois. Can be identified by constant and unnecessary profane, homophobic, sexist, obnoxious, or just plain unpleasant statements.
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Fuckboi - Man, that bitch was gay as fuck. She said she wanted to wait 'till marriage to fuck wit me. Dumb hoe. She couldn't get this dick anyway. Dat hoe is probably at home washing dishes like she's supposed to.
Normal Human - I'm sorry, I don't speak Fuckboish
A common trait in western culture, specifically in schools, social fuckboyism is the fear of how one comes across to their peers. Symptoms include having a different group of friends inside and outside of school/work, building a perfect social media identity, dressing in clothes they don't like, and hiding their actual intrests while in public.
Social fuckboyism is ironic, because those afflicted with it will act out a second personality in public because they think it will make them happy and well-liked, while often having the opposite effect. If social fuckboys just embraced who they were and surrounded themselves with people that like them for who they are, they'd be so much happier.
Drew: "Why doesn't Devin talk to us at school?"
Mark: "He has social fuckboyism, and I think his other 'friends' are catching on to it."
Drew: "Man, that sucks. Is he still getting on the Teamspeak later so we can play some League?"
Mark: "I don't know, he might be going to that concert at the Palace tonight with the stoners."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.