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fuckblanket 

An interjection, like "fuck!" used when emphasizing how bad something is; derived from "blanket statement," as in "fuck it all."

A person who brings everybody the fuck down, like some kind of "wet blanket."

A blanket on which one fucks.
"There's impetigo on my balls AND my face...FUCKBLANKET!"

"Can't that shithead stop talking about his stupid fucking impetigo problems while we're trying to fucking eat? What a fuckblanket that guy is."

"It turns out I contracted impetigo from using my roommates' fuckblanket as a towel."
fuckblanket by Faceliftktch May 8, 2009
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fuckbasket 

A basket that carries your fucks. It is most often empty, because frankly, there are no fucks to be given.
I tried to care about how he felt, but my fuckbasket was empty. I had no more fucks to give.
fuckbasket by MaryMayhem April 24, 2013

Fuck Blanket 

A blanket or cloth, used to wipe off the sweat and bodily fluids off of 2 or more people after sex.
Hey Brad! Dont use that towel to dry your hair man! That is mine and your sisters fuck blanket!

When me and Brad tag-teamed your mom, we greased her up so bad she needed a fuck blanket afterwards.
Fuck Blanket by LiquidHat March 27, 2010

fuckbasket 

(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."
Wow, you really are a fuckbasket!
fuckbasket by CrunkDawg November 3, 2003

Fuck Blanket 

Someone you settle for so that you are warm and sexually satisfied throughout the winter months.
I need someone I don't have to worry about to be my fuck blanket this January.
Fuck Blanket by Lemon Pippin November 29, 2011

fuck blanket 

Jonathon shagged his "Fuck Blanket" tonight, the asian biatch!
fuck blanket by Jonny Bellman March 10, 2008