fuckbasket

A basket that carries your fucks. It is most often empty, because frankly, there are no fucks to be given.

I tried to care about how he felt, but my fuckbasket was empty. I had no more fucks to give.

by MaryMayhem April 24, 2013

fuckbasket

(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."

Wow, you really are a fuckbasket!

by CrunkDawg November 3, 2003

Emotional Fuckbasket

When you are overly emotional

I’m sorry I’m being an emotional fuckbasket

by Acarpenter January 7, 2021

protestant fuckbucket

A individual of protestant religious belief who enjoys the act of consistent sex

Oh fuck off ya wee protestant fuckbucket!

by Aildaris September 21, 2017

fuckbucket

colloquial term for a woman who has repeatedly engaged in carnal activities, to the point whereupon she becomes overly enlarged.

She's such a fuckbucket, you need to strap a plank across your arse to stop from falling in

by Gazza February 6, 2003

fuckbast

Scottish - Fuckbast is the word Buckfast transposed. Central region slang for the popular tonic wine brand 'Buckfast'.

A commonly held belief is that the number embossed on a Buckfast bottle denotes the sweetness of the contents. This is merely a batch number and is not an indication of the quality or sucrose level of the contents.

Right ya fanny, my bottles got a 2 on it so it's the sweetest Fuckbast ever man. Let's go to the park and sit on the swings. Aye man Falkirk Fear! Let's stamp some authority!

by ScottW April 27, 2006

Hold your fuckbucket

A phrase that means calm down and be patient and shut the hell up. Also could mean 'shut the fuck up'

Hold your fuckbucket!!!

by minimegmoan September 25, 2010