woksucker

n. A derogatory term meaning an Asian individual who is "uncool" by most people's standards (popularized by Greg Giraldo).

Yeah, Mr. Myagi is cool, but that Jiang Zemin is a real woksucker.

by CrunkDawg May 14, 2003

confligglenoggled

Completely and utterly shitfaced; thoroughly hammered.

I was absolutely fucking confligglenoggled out of my mind last weekend.

by CrunkDawg October 22, 2003

fuckbasket

(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."

Wow, you really are a fuckbasket!

by CrunkDawg November 03, 2003

People McNuggets

n. pl. Derogative slang for those with dwarfism; "midgets."

Yo! People McNuggets headed this way, dude...

by CrunkDawg May 14, 2003

cock mobster

(n.) A typically derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Yo, dat cat is a cock mobster fo real, dawg!

by CrunkDawg June 02, 2003

v

n. Typically slang for Valium (trademark name for the drug diazepam), a prescription benzodiazepine anxiolytic/sedative; can also be used as slang for Vicodin (trademark name for hydrocodone/ acetaminophen combo), a prescription semi-synthetic opioid painkiller.

Ay, dawg -- if you needs some V's, my boy Raekwan be the mufucka you needs ta talk to. Aiight?

by CrunkDawg October 30, 2003

v-tag

(n.) One's virginity.

I just took your v-tag.

by CrunkDawg October 16, 2003