phillies

n. pl. Slang for cigars emptied of their tobacco and refilled with marijuana. From "Philly Blunts," a common brand of cigar used for this purpose.

"Hook me up with one 'a dem chocolate Phillies, yo!"

by CrunkDawg May 12, 2003

fuckbasket

(n.) Imbecile; dumbass. See also: "dildo," "douchebag," "beata."

Wow, you really are a fuckbasket!

by CrunkDawg November 04, 2003

woksucker

n. A derogatory term meaning an Asian individual who is "uncool" by most people's standards (popularized by Greg Giraldo).

Yeah, Mr. Myagi is cool, but that Jiang Zemin is a real woksucker.

by CrunkDawg May 15, 2003

People McNuggets

n. pl. Derogative slang for those with dwarfism; "midgets."

Yo! People McNuggets headed this way, dude...

by CrunkDawg May 15, 2003

humpable

n. Highly attractive; "fine." Typically said to express a desire to engage in sexual relations with.

Janine is mad humpable.

by CrunkDawg May 01, 2003

v-tag

(n.) One's virginity.

I just took your v-tag.

by CrunkDawg October 16, 2003

confligglenoggled

Completely and utterly shitfaced; thoroughly hammered.

I was absolutely fucking confligglenoggled out of my mind last weekend.

by CrunkDawg October 22, 2003