CrunkDawg's definitions

confligglenoggled

Completely and utterly shitfaced; thoroughly hammered.

I was absolutely fucking confligglenoggled out of my mind last weekend.

by CrunkDawg October 22, 2003

People McNuggets

n. pl. Derogative slang for those with dwarfism; "midgets."

Yo! People McNuggets headed this way, dude...

by CrunkDawg May 14, 2003

cock mobster

(n.) A typically derogatory term for a male homosexual.

Yo, dat cat is a cock mobster fo real, dawg!

by CrunkDawg June 2, 2003

woksucker

n. A derogatory term meaning an Asian individual who is "uncool" by most people's standards (popularized by Greg Giraldo).

Yeah, Mr. Myagi is cool, but that Jiang Zemin is a real woksucker.

by CrunkDawg May 14, 2003

v

n. Typically slang for Valium (trademark name for the drug diazepam), a prescription benzodiazepine anxiolytic/sedative; can also be used as slang for Vicodin (trademark name for hydrocodone/ acetaminophen combo), a prescription semi-synthetic opioid painkiller.

Ay, dawg -- if you needs some V's, my boy Raekwan be the mufucka you needs ta talk to. Aiight?

by CrunkDawg October 30, 2003

phillies

n. pl. Slang for cigars emptied of their tobacco and refilled with marijuana. From "Philly Blunts," a common brand of cigar used for this purpose.

"Hook me up with one 'a dem chocolate Phillies, yo!"

by CrunkDawg May 11, 2003

mo chucker

n. The preferred less-vulgar, more humorous way of saying "motherfucker."

"Stupid mo chucker..."

by CrunkDawg May 11, 2003