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An interjection, like "fuck!" used when emphasizing how bad something is; derived from "blanket statement," as in "fuck it all."

A person who brings everybody the fuck down, like some kind of "wet blanket."

A blanket on which one fucks.
"There's impetigo on my balls AND my face...FUCKBLANKET!"

"Can't that shithead stop talking about his stupid fucking impetigo problems while we're trying to fucking eat? What a fuckblanket that guy is."

"It turns out I contracted impetigo from using my roommates' fuckblanket as a towel."
by Faceliftktch May 8, 2009
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