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fuck-towel 

n. a promiscuous female, especially one who has sexual congress with superiors in order to secure advancement in her career.
Kevin Spacey: Dawn here, she used to be quite the little fuck-towel. Film school grad who fucked her way to top assistant. Fucked her way to junior executive and then fucked her way to VP. It was quite a rise.
fuck-towel by gert January 3, 2006

fuck towel 

Towel put down to catch sex juices and sweat, so as not to mess up the clean bed sheets, the back seat of the car etc.
I just changed the sheets. Better use the fuck towel this time.
fuck towel by fluffy June 17, 2006

fuck towel 

A fuck towel is a slut which serves much the same purpose as a towel one would ejaculate into. She does this by letting guys use her instead of, or in addition to, a towel in order to ejaculate without making a mess.
"Man I gotta bust a nut its been a long time."
"Just use the fuck towel dude, she's in the other room."

fuck tower

two or more women lying on top on each other stacked up, so as one can penetrate one vulva, and then switch to the next, going up and down the tower as desired
I once built a fuck tower ten high. Needed a bookcase ladder to go up and down it.
fuck tower by Paul Evans February 17, 2006

Fuck off tower 

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.
There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.

Fuctowel 

A small towel used for cleaning up semen after sex or masturbation.
Grab me the Fuctowel, I just nutted all over the sheets.
Fuctowel by grabyournutts June 13, 2012
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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