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Definitions by crazyV
fuck-towel
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the nearest shirt or
towel
used to wipe
clean
after sex
.
Hey sweetie,
could you
hand me
the fuck-towel on your side of
the bed
. Thanks.
fuck-towel
by
crazyV
January 4, 2006
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To take yourself out of a
conversation
or email because it's
boring
or has lost it's initial humor.
See also
: unsubscribing, unsubscribed, unsubscriber
I
gotta
unsubscribe to this convo
on my
other line,
hold on
.
unsubscribe
by
crazyV
January 4, 2006
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