fuck dragon 

1) Someone who while having sexual intercourse thinks they are a dragon, and or, imitates one.
2) Someone who wears a dragon costume/outfit during sexual intercourse.
3) Someone who claims their partner as a part of their hoard and will only have sex with them if they are covered in gold, aka their loot

Beth: Oh my god. Brad was being a total fuck dragon! He wore a dragon costume to bed, and said he would only fuck me if I painted my body gold, and when he came he screamed out loud. But the worst was him flapping his arms and trying to fly away after it all.

fuck dragon by 💝 FuFu 💝 May 21, 2016

fuck dragon 

1.) A Slag
2.) Individual lacking in moral fiber
3.) Individual who enjoys sleeping around

So Doyle, I hear the ol' fuck dragon is not giving you the pink slide anymore.

fuck dragon by J-coug January 30, 2008

Dragon fuck 

After putting on the condom,you proceed by by pouring hot sauce all over it then face fucking your partner til the breath fire

When watching game of thrones I sometimes like to Dragon Fuck my wife

Dragon fuck by Emor2113 June 17, 2016

dragon fuck 

"One Dick, Two Holes"

"Hey have you heard of the dragon fuck?"
"No what is that?"
"One Dick, Two Holes"
"I don't get it"
"Then don't worry about it"

dragon fuck by mitchweever February 21, 2007

National fuck a dragon day 

On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.

I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!

National fuck a dragon day by Urbandanny July 18, 2025

Fuck you, I'm a dragon 

A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.

Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.

Fuck you, I'm a dragon by The dragonator January 21, 2011

Fuck Me Diagonally 

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

Fuck Me Diagonally by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011