fuck dragon

1) Someone who while having sexual intercourse thinks they are a dragon, and or, imitates one.
2) Someone who wears a dragon costume/outfit during sexual intercourse.
3) Someone who claims their partner as a part of their hoard and will only have sex with them if they are covered in gold, aka their loot

Beth: Oh my god. Brad was being a total fuck dragon! He wore a dragon costume to bed, and said he would only fuck me if I painted my body gold, and when he came he screamed out loud. But the worst was him flapping his arms and trying to fly away after it all.

fuck dragon by 💝 FuFu 💝 May 21, 2016

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fuck dragon

1.) A Slag
2.) Individual lacking in moral fiber
3.) Individual who enjoys sleeping around

So Doyle, I hear the ol' fuck dragon is not giving you the pink slide anymore.

fuck dragon by J-coug January 30, 2008

Related Words

fuck dragon • dragon fuck • National fuck a dragon day • Fuck you, I'm a dragon • Fuck Me Diagonally • fuck • fuck tard • fuck you • fuck girl • Fuck Boi

Dragon fuck

After putting on the condom,you proceed by by pouring hot sauce all over it then face fucking your partner til the breath fire

When watching game of thrones I sometimes like to Dragon Fuck my wife

Dragon fuck by Emor2113 June 17, 2016

dragon fuck

"One Dick, Two Holes"

"Hey have you heard of the dragon fuck?"
"No what is that?"
"One Dick, Two Holes"
"I don't get it"
"Then don't worry about it"

dragon fuck by mitchweever February 21, 2007

National fuck a dragon day

On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.

I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!

National fuck a dragon day by Urbandanny July 18, 2025

Fuck you, I'm a dragon

A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.

Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.

Fuck you, I'm a dragon by The dragonator January 21, 2011

Fuck Me Diagonally

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

Fuck Me Diagonally by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

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